tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post7942251727093945902..comments2024-03-26T01:03:39.965-07:00Comments on Janette Rallison's Blog: The worst pick up lyrics Award 2012Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-70529120043619796322012-07-09T19:30:59.585-07:002012-07-09T19:30:59.585-07:00....Definitely not 2012 though. It would have to b.......Definitely not 2012 though. It would have to be on the lifetime achievement lyric list.PersonofInteresthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05004513986233168966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-47052822418316696632012-07-09T19:29:09.975-07:002012-07-09T19:29:09.975-07:00My favorite line is from 50 cent, "I love yo...My favorite line is from 50 cent, "I love you like a fat kid love cake".PersonofInteresthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05004513986233168966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-67232162070941140822012-07-09T11:10:10.200-07:002012-07-09T11:10:10.200-07:00These comments make my life who new that all of th...These comments make my life who new that all of this music had such bad lyrics. Well I have to agree with the granade song because the song is just telling his girlfriend many ways he is able to die for her personally if a boy ever told me that I would wonder what kind of dates he was going to take me on because if it ment getting hit by a train or getting thrown at by granades I wouldn't be to thrilled to go out with him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-55066760909410955852012-07-08T17:25:42.793-07:002012-07-08T17:25:42.793-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Daughterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00495716029130532009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-88429964624621825032012-07-08T17:25:11.691-07:002012-07-08T17:25:11.691-07:00Haha, these comments are funny, and I enjoy your p...Haha, these comments are funny, and I enjoy your posts. BUT I have to defend Pat here (lead singer and lyricist of Train). Train is my absolute favorite band for a few reasons. One is that the lyrics (although creepy when taken literally) are creative and intriguing! In another of their songs, it says "I'll buy you everything, except cologne 'cause it's poison" which makes no sense at all, but makes me feel like I'm being let in on an inside joke. A lot of Pat's lyrics come from personal experiences (he mentions his children's births in Maybe This'll Be My Year and Drops of Jupiter was written about his mother's death). Another reason I love Train is that the music makes you feel everything you need to without even thinking about the words. I would agree that they are sometimes strange (hefty bag? why?) but I love them all the same, and would NEVER put them on the same low level as Bruno's Grenade or Justin Timberlake's anything.Daughterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00495716029130532009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-1900094821366218462012-07-05T15:45:41.239-07:002012-07-05T15:45:41.239-07:00How about Clay Aiken's song "Invisible&qu...How about Clay Aiken's song "Invisible":<br /><br />"If I was invisible<br />Then I could just watch you in your room<br />If I was invincible<br />I'd make you mine tonight"<br /><br />I'm pretty sure that's one of the nastier scenes from "Hollow Man"....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-62415387696707932102012-07-01T06:07:18.234-07:002012-07-01T06:07:18.234-07:00I thought that the first time I heard it. Thankyou...I thought that the first time I heard it. Thankyou for summing it up so well!Soni Cidohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14135781284820610979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-2226095911433027652012-06-11T20:53:41.829-07:002012-06-11T20:53:41.829-07:00I visit your site just to see what entertaining th...I visit your site just to see what entertaining things you have to say (besides seeing what you have in the works) and you never disappoint. :) I really like that Train song and even own it, but it is too new for me to have read the lyrics!!! So sad! There are so many bad lyrics out there. That new boy band from England makes me gag with their new song and there is a song (I can't remember the name) where the guy sings the same three words over and over for the chorus and it just make me think, really! That's all you can come up with? For how much money these guys make you would think they could pay someone to write good lyrics. :)Tressahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14430957436125905043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-51749982642575002832012-06-10T05:46:00.474-07:002012-06-10T05:46:00.474-07:00We are producing cermic plates also. They are comp...We are producing cermic plates also. They are completely hand made. Different sizes, designs, and unique workmanship. The size of plates 18 cm, 25 cm, 30 cm, 40 cm, 45 cm, 50 cm and also which size you want we can do. Specıal, samur, bakıng, halic, mıllennıum, whirling dervish, turquoise, silhouettes, with calligrafy, fısh, mıllennıum, carnation, specıal relıef and mınıature drawings are produced. Also wrıtten logoproducts according to your choice (<a href="http://www.istanbultulip.com" rel="nofollow">ceramic</a> plates, bowls etc.) Can do. Usually used plates tulip motifs. 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Clearly Train needs a lyrics intervention.Janette Rallisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00883483145480893640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-1815114010466351452012-06-07T04:53:09.868-07:002012-06-07T04:53:09.868-07:00Is this the same Train song where he mentions untr...Is this the same Train song where he mentions untrimmed chest hair. Because, that totally grosses me out!Desperately Seeking Ginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11284621483101314407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-27885048119323374482012-06-06T23:59:25.156-07:002012-06-06T23:59:25.156-07:00Ah, B Radom, don't speak too soon--it might st...Ah, B Radom, don't speak too soon--it might still get stuck in your head yet. I can probably hum the entire song of Hotel California and I hate that song so much I will go to great lengths to avoid hearing it.Janette Rallisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00883483145480893640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-38780949221652533022012-06-06T11:42:53.433-07:002012-06-06T11:42:53.433-07:00I hated that song the first time I heard it. I ha...I hated that song the first time I heard it. I hate it even more, now that I've seen the lyrics written out. I will say one thing for it, though, it didn't get stuck in my head like some awful songs I hate. Guess that's the advantage of having the girl move away.B. Radomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10814546727232550306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-47038919302535163132012-06-05T14:10:41.530-07:002012-06-05T14:10:41.530-07:00Good point--and one wonders why women don't. ...Good point--and one wonders why women don't. Is it because women naturally have more class or is it because women know when we sound like idiots? Of course we also have our share of people who make me shake my head and say, "What are you thinking?" (Paris Hilton--need I say more?)Janette Rallisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00883483145480893640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-71820118318227760912012-06-05T04:36:29.973-07:002012-06-05T04:36:29.973-07:00Yes I agree. Or did something about it. I don'...Yes I agree. Or did something about it. I don't mean to sound feminist here... but i think a lot of the derogatory lyrics and content is directed at women...simply because we are women and are viewed in a particular way. I mean how many singers actually sing derogatory stuff about males?Zenaida Cubbinzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04966077008883623324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-44432528927552706162012-06-04T23:11:20.537-07:002012-06-04T23:11:20.537-07:00Liz, I haven't heard the Bedrock one, but I th...Liz, I haven't heard the Bedrock one, but I think any time a guy is mixing Flintstones references with pickup lines--yeah, that's a bad idea.<br /><br />Sok Munkey, one day I'm going to have to do a whole blog about Somebody That I Used to Know. Haunting tune, but I always want to slap Goyte for being so clueless.<br /><br />Marissa, for a while there my husband used the Bruno Mars method of telling me I looked great any time I asked. I had to explain to him that he had to actually look at me first to make that assertion believable. Now I just don't ask anymore. <br /><br />Chanella, Yeah,the music world would be a better place if women completely ignored guys who sang crass lyrics.Janette Rallisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00883483145480893640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-57071241706161787082012-06-04T21:50:48.503-07:002012-06-04T21:50:48.503-07:00I think Akon's song "...I wanna @$&# ...I think Akon's song "...I wanna @$&# you" isn't much better than the rest of weird lyrics. I think a woman would want to be made love to not .... you know what I mean. Totally crass I say!Zenaida Cubbinzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04966077008883623324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-48624470566158313232012-06-04T13:06:25.342-07:002012-06-04T13:06:25.342-07:00Speaking of Bruno Mars, I used to sort of like his...Speaking of Bruno Mars, I used to sort of like his song Just the Way You Are until it started to play what seemed like every day when I was either going to or home from work. And then I paid a little attention to the lyrics.<br /><br />How long would it take to get super annoying to be told how great you are every time you ask, "Do I look okay?" Fine, I know you think I'm beautiful. But do I have anything stuck in my teeth? Is my slip showing? Is my makeup smudged ridiculously?Marissanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-68717257276993572212012-06-04T12:52:30.994-07:002012-06-04T12:52:30.994-07:00What about "Somebody That I Used To Know"...What about "Somebody That I Used To Know"? It seems like he can't decide whether he still likes the girl or not...<br /><br />For example,"felt so lonely in your company,<br />But that was love and it's an ache I still remember" Ummmmm, okay? Confusing, right? Since when is love being lonely around your partner? Ever?<br /><br />Also, the song is indecisive in saying "you didn't have to stoop so low<br />Have your friends collect you records<br />And then change your number <br />Guess that I don't need that though" Sooooo what you're saying is that the girl changed her number, and you're upset by it, but then you basically say "not that i want it or anything"... i get it! wait. no i don't... on top of all that, you are singing to a girl that changed her phone number, collected her records, left you, and "cut you off". Can someone please explain that she isn't going to come back, and thatif she doesn't want you around, a song probably isn't going to help, especially since you were scolding her for most of the song? Please???Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05414675347992250232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-86110446400077953812012-06-04T11:12:12.553-07:002012-06-04T11:12:12.553-07:00My vote goes to Lil Wayne's Bedrock
"Oh ...My vote goes to Lil Wayne's Bedrock<br /><br />"Oh baby I be stuck to you like glue<br />Baby want to spend it all on you<br />Baby my room is the G spot, call me Mr. Flintstone<br />I can make your bedrock"<br /><br />Just...EWWW. *gag*Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00472951284259934847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-72320893921458263532012-06-04T10:56:47.798-07:002012-06-04T10:56:47.798-07:00All of this makes me wonder: do singers write thes...All of this makes me wonder: do singers write these bad lyrics to amuse us or are they completely ignorant of what girls want to hear?Janette Rallisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00883483145480893640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-10282314941264132842012-06-04T10:28:53.839-07:002012-06-04T10:28:53.839-07:00I definitely agree about Grenade! It makes me laug...I definitely agree about Grenade! It makes me laugh every time I heart it. . .mostly because I had a roommate get told that it would be a pretty good description of her relationship with her boyfriend! I'm also glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought of a drive-by shooting with the train song. . .really, seriously, why would anyone find those lyrics romantic?Allerednichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13661010516595046188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-38225596035331852982012-06-04T05:27:40.539-07:002012-06-04T05:27:40.539-07:00These comments are cracking me up. Apparently I...These comments are cracking me up. Apparently I'm not hip enough to know the Train song to which you're referring, but now I'm going to go add to the number of Youtube hits...Tiana Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13568247032288076461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-71762285745185356782012-06-03T23:51:19.516-07:002012-06-03T23:51:19.516-07:00Janice, Are we human or are we dancer has always b...Janice, Are we human or are we dancer has always bugged me too because it doesn't seem to be an either or question. Who else is dancing besides the humans?<br /><br />A Johnson--so true. You know a guy got too famous too young when he writes a lyric like that. Hello, Justin, you need a taste of the real world.CJ Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00488519201620176881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33666188.post-89591797899657519232012-06-03T23:15:38.719-07:002012-06-03T23:15:38.719-07:00Well from a man's perspective, I find some lyr...Well from a man's perspective, I find some lyrics I probably wouldnt get away with in real life when chatting up a woman. <br /><br />Justin Timberlake's Rock Your Body cracks me up everytime I hear 'Bet I'll have you naked by the end of this song'. <br /><br />If I said that to a woman, she'd be like "Oh yeah?"A. Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11747714822110828724noreply@blogger.com